Jeffrey: Did you go over to that girl's house last night?
Greg: Yeah, we cuddled and I was the Spoon Master.
Jeffrey: Damn.
Greg: Yeah, we cuddled and I was the Spoon Master.
Jeffrey: Damn.
by the spoon master July 24, 2014
adjective - relating to chinese buffets, the term used to describe the technique of covering up for crabbing. as the term suggests, this often involves spooning the evidence and disposing it in a subtle way so as to avoid the crabbing charge and the wrath of the management.
"if u don't spoon and dispose, we're gonna get chucked out!"
"if u pull of this spoon and dispose ur getting major lad points"
"if u pull of this spoon and dispose ur getting major lad points"
by buffetman March 02, 2009
One who does more than his/her fair share of whining and/or complaining, much like that of a toddler in a high chair. A spoon banger--in adult terms--may be a stubborn person who complains about everyday functions.
by chuzbesko August 03, 2010
any adult male that because he was denied the bonding nature of breast-feeding as an infant has certain unresolved issues, and or specific behavioral traits.
'OMG! Alvin is such a spoon boy...on our second date, he not only demanded that I drive, but that I fix his hair before we went out!'
by sandspit November 04, 2007
by Son Of Froggy August 18, 2012
1. When a car and/or truck will not accept fuel at the fastest rate posible from the pump and the fuel pumper must slow the flow rate down to a trickle to keep the fuel from backing up and splashing out of the fuel opening.
by Zone Ranger February 18, 2008
A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005