Bear shorts appear when a guy (or a girl with hairy legs) shaves his lower legs, but leaves the top half above the knees hairy. Especially if said person has really thick leg hair.
Maggie's boyfriend ended up with bear shorts, 'cause after shaving his calves, he got scared and left the rest!
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"im such a baby sorostitute. i dress in short dresses from charlotte russe at the bar with my fake designer purses"
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by Corey Villas May 13, 2005
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by flashboy July 9, 2003
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