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Sofa Cru

A crew that were happyy in the begining but now there is a divide. consists of Aiden,Alfie,Josh,Alex(f),lorna,Bexx,Andy,Joe,Frey,Lucy,Hannah R,Hannah C,Pinn (when he comes in),Tasha,Charlie,Katie,Sadly enough elle,Dom,Sarah,Ellie,Ellen,Charlotte,Rahael,Rebecca,Tanya and soon to join..Nick B and maybe Andy Sage.
"Fuck its the Sofa Cru"
"Whos the Sofa Cru?"
"Exactly..."
"Well they are no KY"
by jebus May 1, 2004
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Sofa King

A higher form of retard (see 'I am sofa king we todded')An extract and new meaning.
Kerrin's T-shirt says "If I'm not wasted, the day is"
Sara says "the day is... what?"
Janes says "Sara, you are such a sofa king!"
Sara Says "Oooooooooooh. Oops"
Ussually said in a retard voice and followed by Sara blushing.
by Sofaqueen February 21, 2008
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sofa

The sofa is an accessory worn by big-assed girls.
by Michael Mohney September 30, 2005
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softsational

'softsational': to be, or have the appearance of being, of or pert. to all things soft; all that which is soft and, therefore, smoove; that which makes you mmmmmellllloooowww.
man, that sorbet sure is softsational.
by softy June 18, 2007
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sofamancy

(n.) The art of sitting on a blessed couch, sofa, or other such furnitures, consuming copious amounts of alcohol, in an effort to magikally affect positive outcomes in sporting events viewed remotely via digital viewing apparatuses.
I used the powers of sofamancy on Sunday, and my fantasy team fucking banished Dave to the shawdow realm.
by WatsonNHomies October 7, 2018
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Sofus

He is one AMAZING fello. His hair is not weird and he is an average height. The name Sofus actually comes from Denmark and it means "That guy is hella fire better not mess with him."

He is soooooo funny and will bring life to a party.
He is also basically a viking. He will walk around in a T-shirts at winter time.
Btw Mikkel and Philip are dumbwatts.
"I'm feeling sooooo Sofus today what about you?"

"Narhh, i'm feeling Mikkel today."
"Sucks to be you!"
by TheKingOfBacon November 29, 2018
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Wooden Sofa

Occurs when your animal urinates or defecates an extreme amount on your couch cushions that they acquire the feeling of a "wooden sofa" and are gross.
Man 1- "Hey dude, lemme' sleep on that couch for the night

Man 2- "No don't do that, it's a wooden sofa"

Man 1- "Faggot dogs"
by Bulbasour July 28, 2010
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