Fuckin Smasshhed Man!

A phrase only usable after a very succesfull night. Ways to this success may include but not limited to:
3 shots of jager
2 bong hits
Beer

Tequilla

A Cheeseburger

16oz Beer Bong
Liquor Pong
Landmines
Quarters
Gravity bong hits by the 10's
Mr HAPPY GUY
Helping Mackoul with his bottle of Captain
Hitting Geoff's new bong of the week to many times to count
Flip Cup
Magic Mushrooms
Hanging with the crazy crazy molly

The weird guy that lives under the condo... When is he so drunk he is passed out during a loud ass party and doesnt move for hours... THAT IS Fuckin Smasshhed Man!

You also maybe smashed if you wake up somewhere different than you went to bed.

by Resident of the trap house October 13, 2010

Sassdominic

a name given to someone who likes to whine constantly about anything and everything.

"Will Ariadne ever stop whining about the size of Alyson's breasts? She's such a Sassdominic!"

by Beej July 19, 2003

sassination

when you get sassed so hard you think that you're bleeding.

Was that a sassination attempt?

by Super Junior June 30, 2010

Sassbian

The equivalent to the "Sassy Gay Friend" the sassbian is a sassy lesbian. She tends to speak in short, snarky sentences. She doesn't fit into the other standard lesbian categories, such as the sporty lesbian, the butch lesbian, the lipstick lesbian, etc.

"Sassy can't be diminished to a sentence. It's a way of being," said the sassbian.

by Sassbian77 August 11, 2011

sassassinate

To be cheeky or rude to a person in a direct or pointed way.

Guy 1: Watch as I sassassinate this other guy.
Guy 2: Okay.
Guy 1 (to Guy 3): Dang your face is ugly. I bet even your mum has issues loving you.
Guy 3 cries.
Guy 2: Oh man, you sassassinated him!

by jellybeansoup December 6, 2011

sassiocity

Noun
1. the sassiness of someone in a given time
2. (in general use) sass

Experimenting with one's sassiocity is encouraged when acting or singing jazz music.

by Sassy1 June 28, 2013

Sassily

When you do something in the style of "SASS"

As i walked away sassily to the party.

by SupBruh July 17, 2015