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Moldy Shoulder

The Moldy Shoulder, commonly referred to as the Moldy Shouldy, is waiting for someone to fall asleep and then ejaculating on their shoulder without waking or alerting them in the morning.
"Dude my girl stole a handful of my fries yesterday, so I gave her a fucking Moldy Shoulder!"
by DaSoullessOne July 8, 2019
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I should be doing my homework right now

When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.
You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.
by BigFatDuck January 25, 2020
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Thrown off your shoulder

To (be) ignore(d by) someone or to (be) disregard(ed) after seemingly pleasant conversation.
I dont want to be thrown off your shoulder, kate, i thought everyrhing was going good.
by uwishyouwereME August 15, 2015
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5 foods you should never eat again

Wow an ad! "5 foods you should never eat again to cure cancer!"
Tf is this...
by Nomb317 March 24, 2017
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D + E should kiss day

It a day on June 17 where two people who's name start with either D or e should make-out- or kiss
D: "Its D + E should kiss day!"

E: "come here then"

D: "bet~"
by Lit user 331 May 25, 2022
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Things you should do for someone you love

Suck their cock
Things you should do for someone you love

When daddy, and daddy love each other sooooo much, they suck each other's cock, and peg untill they can't walk.
by Willysnacher1234 May 15, 2023
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Things you should never google

Things that most people Google anyway, or find comment that explains all these things and you realize why you shouldn't Google them or Google them and stay scared for life
Video: these are things you should never google
Me: Google it anyway
Me 10 minutes later: I SHOULDN'T DONE THAT
by Legend 18 12 October 21, 2023
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