A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.
Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"
by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019
Get the Two-Shittermug. The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.
Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"
Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"
Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"
by JonChad15 April 15, 2021
Get the shitter sensemug. by SirVoss April 28, 2021
Get the logay shittermug. A fat women named sandy that typically shits herself every single day and also destroys everything with her shitting and gets her shit on people
by SuperSussyBaka69 May 28, 2022
Get the Sandy the Shittermug. by Spyder_78 July 29, 2016
Get the Shitter biscuitmug. When u eat Volvos and shit them bitches out ur ass crack… only the real ones know …
Many ppl suffer from this tragic trauma 💔 current status : shitting a volvo
Many ppl suffer from this tragic trauma 💔 current status : shitting a volvo
by Volvo x April 21, 2022
Get the volvo shittermug. by Bracastyle November 9, 2018
Get the Conch Shittermug.