selfie-promotion

To take a selfie in the act of performing a good deed or while doing something "cool" and subsequently texting or posting said picture to social media so as to show what an extraordinary person you are

Girl 1: Rachel is so successful - it's pretty awesome to see all the cool things she's doing to give back to her community

Girl 2: You mean all her Facebook posts? Have you met Rachel? That's all just selfie-promotion

by BoilerKE22 December 23, 2014

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Get the selfie-promotionmug.

dick selfie

The male equivalent of the female "selfie"
When a male takes multiple pictures of his penis and saves them in his phone in order to later send and wordlessly request sexual favors from a female
This version of the "selfie" is similar to it's female counterpart in the sense that the male takes a handful of pictures of the same penis but at different angles, positions, soft, hard, chubby and even in different locations (whatever is most flattering)

Do you think she'd prefer this hard dick selfie I took in my car or the one where my penis is soft but in good lighting?

But first, let me take a dick selfie.

by hkam May 11, 2014

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