Seat of epiphanies

A place where you have primarily have realizations, typically a toilet.

Yo Kendra, I just had a eureka moment on the seat of epiphanies.

by Grand Duke Ferdinand December 20, 2021

Seating plan

When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.

Joe: dude this seating plan sucks

jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it

Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air

Joe: FUCK

by The_trickster_ November 03, 2020

seat rape

When someone sits in a seat next to you, even though you told them not to.

This ugly bitch seat raped me in global today.

by The 60s Freak February 10, 2016

seated hug

a step above the traditional hug. This hug is reserved for occasions such as a long awaited return of a friend...or significant other. The embrace will be so strong and enjoyable that it is best appreciated in a seated position.

Jill gave Jack a good "seated hug" upon his return from a two week business trip.

by redneck dictionary September 11, 2012

ejection seat

Refers to a static-electricity-prone outhouse-throne, whereby if you move around too much on the seat in an effort to squeeze out all the poop, the friction of your clothing rubbing on the wood/plastic/porcelain may cause a spark that detonates the accumulated methane in the pit underneath you and explosively goes off like a cannon, forcibly ejecting you out through the roof of the outhouse, That's why some outhouses are built so tall, to give you somewhat of a "buffer zone" overhead so that hopefully the force of the blast will be sufficiently dissipated before it propels you very high.

City slicker, looking disgustedly at the super-primitive outhouse at his country-cousin's out-in-the-sticks property: Hey, what's with the mattress duct-taped to the ceiling and the clamshell-hinged roof -panels???
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

meat to seat

When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat

I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.

by Cooter polluter April 17, 2017

Wan Seat

Seat at a poker table from which statistically unlikely bets/calls succeed at an unlikely rate. See also: Jammy Get, Spawny Bastard.

Suggestive or indicative of unnatural luck: a wan seat.

Player1: "You just called my trip aces with an inside straight draw with one card to come and completed your straight on the river to knock me out and win £1000."

Player2: "Why of course. I am sat in the Wan Seat. What else did you expect to happen?"

by Carlos The Diesel January 24, 2006