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One Armed Scissor

Woah nice butter-one armed scissor
by A guy with a face August 5, 2008
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running with scissors

A movie directed by Ryan Murphy, based on an autobiography written by Augusten Burrough. It tells the story of a young man growing up in a crazy family in the 70s.
I thought running with scissors was a great movie
by redcomrad February 16, 2007
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Scissor-shit

The scissor-shit is defined as the act of two individuals, both of which have the urge to release a bowel movement simultaneously use the same toilet by straddling one while he/she sits on the toilet and defecates between his legs. Thus providing a relieving defecation and a slight homosexual stimulus.
Matt and Timmy did the scissor-shit the other day and toilet water splashed on both of their balls!
by Matt Jindra May 5, 2008
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edward scissorhands

A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.
Edward Scissorhands needs a handjob very badly.
by shatteredv3 January 4, 2005
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scissors

An analogy for a pair of very close friends. Scissors are only an effective tool when the two separate parts come together and stay together, like a good friendship. Its a common saying in the Caribbean.
"Meera and that girl are such close friends, like scissors friends"
by NotAnEmployeeofCEP June 17, 2013
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scig-scag

Similar to a skeezer, a woman or girl that is an unclean (or filthy in other words) hoe. Also, a scig-scag enjoys to play with man, and is a mixture of a hoe and a golddigger.. becaudse most often she is only with men for their money.
She's a total scig-scag.. she's only with you for the money!
by slangdude January 18, 2008
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Scissoring

Scissoring: a girl and a girl strip naked and open their legs. The both lay on their side and put their vaginas together.
Yesterday I saw my sisters in bed scissoring each other!

I scissored my lesbian bff last week.
by Unicorn_Definition September 8, 2019
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