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san francisco car wash

When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises
Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.
by Phdcarl August 8, 2017
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San Francisco Slushie

When someone, usually male, takes a fatal amount of laxatives and starts to shit out his intestines, a technique my dominatrix taught me (her name is Barbara).
"When you're feeling bonged up just turn into a San Francisco Slushie!" "I think imma die!"
by STompy rompy March 29, 2025
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San Francisco

A lawless dystopia full of drug taking zombies living in tents on needle-littered streets. Setting up a shop here is impossible since it will be frequently robbed in broad daylight. If someone squats in your home, you are legally banned from evicting them, as doing so could be racist or even misogynistic.
The mayor of San Francisco, Libby McDem, does nothing to solve the city’s problems
by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023
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San Francisco u-turn

When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.
To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!
by Johnny The King August 2, 2024
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San Francisco Sundae

When you return to your parked car, find a ticket on your front windshield, your driver side window smashed and the glass sprinkled on human feces.
I went to se that 3 million dollar condo in the SOMA the other day and was served a San Francisco Sundae when I got back to my car.
by MysticOgre March 6, 2021
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San Francisco Fire Hydrant

When one man lays on his back with his erect penis pointing upwards, his partner then places his penis in a perpendicular fashion against the first mans. This arrangement simulates the appearance of a fire hydrant and connected hose.
Ace said to Gary " I want to do the San Francisco Fire Hydrant tonight."
by AFEOD70 October 2, 2014
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San Francisco fedora

The act of defacating on a persons head during a sexual encounter so that it drapes across the forehead in the fashion of a small brimmed hat.
Can you believe Vince gave that chick a San Francisco fedora during the threesome?
by Phitsoc Cooper January 31, 2024
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