Safety Blanket

The blanket you have over your legs that is used to cover yourself if someone walks in while you're beating your dick.

Jim: Dude my mom walked in on me wanking last night
Pete: Oh shit, bro did u get caught
Jim: Nah. luckily I had my safety blanket.

by XxXBennyBooXxX March 27, 2019

safety dibs

Saying safety dibs can keep your dibs safe from people revoking it with another dibs or it can also keep it safe from ever being expired.

I call safety dibs on shotgun

Safety dibs on last slice of pie

by The beast 21 December 1, 2019

Safety Sunglasses

When a man forcibly gives a woman safety goggles

Aj: dude i heard logan gave some girl safety sunglasses! mike: dude that is so fucked! i only give out safety goggles.

by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007

Safety Safe

The epitome of epic phailure.

Dude, that was totally a Safety Safe idea.

Safety Safe, you're and epic phailure.

by K Phamz August 23, 2007

Safety Meeting

A term referred to by people wishing to converge in a manner so that they can smoke and alter their perception of reality.

'Hey, CJ! Safety meeting!'

by the original dimwitter July 21, 2018

safety dance

Those safety instruction routines that flight attendants give their passengers on every flight, just before the plane takes off.

Named after a song by the same name.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the flight attendants to give the safety dance. Please make sure your tray tables are in their upright position....

by Dennis The Tiger January 6, 2006

safety police

Pharmacist in charge of the prophylactic and communicable disease section.

I'm going to Club Med...I better stop by and see the safety police.

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005