Who'd you rather

One of the simplest, yet most entertaining and bond-constructing games ever. Basically, you name two chicks (or dudes) who are similarly matched in attractiveness, and the other players choose with they would rather. Certain rules apply, like no naming guys if there are straight dudes playing the game. Can be much fun at parties.

Guy 1: ok dude, who'd you rather, alice or melissa?

Guy 2: damn, tough call... probably melissa, she's got a nicer rack...

by Hey,WhatsUp February 19, 2011

resheet

To sheet again

Diana: It's time for dinner
Scott: I'll be down as soon as I resheet the bed

by 1234567891996 March 31, 2010

BTS YOU'RE THE BEST

fan made fanchant for bts.

BTS YOU'RE THE BEST ! BTS YOU'RE THE BEST! BTS YOU'RE THE BEST !

by laynna March 18, 2021

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

you're the man now dog

A transcendental state achieved when one simultaneously becomes both man and dog. Often a laudatory exclamation given by one man-dog to another for an act seen as deserving man-praise, while simultaneously evoking woman-disgust.

You gave her a juicy, steaming "Hot Carl"? You're the man now, dog.

So pooping on a woman's chest is empowering to both man and dog -- elevating the perpetrator to man-dog status. The more a woman is offended by this act, the more man-dog one becomes.

by This is how I live, THIS IS HOW I LIVE. September 8, 2003

You're the boss

In a conversation between a superior and an inferior, when the inferior suggests something from the position of the superior, and the superior agrees, the response the superior gives to mark the agreement.

Michael: "30 percent is bullshit. 25 seems reasonable, I might borrow from you. We'll finish the paperwork now."
Moshe: "You're the boss."

by btarunr August 13, 2011

redhead

Girls=beautiful (unless it's frizzy and orange)

Guys...not so much.

Redheaded girls are beautiful and rare but red haired guys are well, nasty and hopeless.

by heythere May 13, 2008