why are u reading this

suck a dick

like i said, suck a dick why are u reading this?

by LoganFuckingSucks August 19, 2020

If you are reading this your gay as fuck

lol

If you are reading this your gay as fuck

by semen eater 43 March 29, 2022

the japanese girl reading this

A cute girl with a good attitude and a nice heart who want stop talking also short

the japanese girl reading this is short

by jesuUS69 June 1, 2022

opposite of reading a book

playing Fortnite.

A: What are you doing?

B: Playing Fortnite!

A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.

by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023

The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste

Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”

by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023

I aint reading allat

an excuse that a fatasses will used

person 1: (Long essay)
person 2: I aint reading allat
person 3: whos reading allat
person 1: shut the fuck up you to fatasses

by eric89391 October 23, 2023

I aint reading allat

An excuse a toddler uses as an excuse for the fact that they are unable to read

Person 1: (types 3 sentences in response to an argument with person 2)
Person 2: goo goo ga ga mf bitch I aint reading allat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

by HauntedMalk January 29, 2024