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Chedda Restraint

When you straddle your girl, hold her shoulders and hands down with your knees, and smack the bitch in her face with your penis.
Bro: Hey Cheddabob, whats up with that mushroom mark on brittanys face?

Cheddabob: That bitch got outta line so I had to pull a Chedda Restraint on that ho!
by The Don Babyface Killah December 8, 2010
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Rest Easy

Sleep undisturbed/rest undisturbed.
On the funeral of the dead Soldier, his CO stood before the coffin and said: "Rest Easy, soldier." as a last salute.
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You'll be in the hospital for a while. Rest easy, soldier.
by SirFractional May 27, 2016
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resting bitch face

The face a person makes that makes them look as if they are angry, irritated, or depressed, but are usually just relaxing or deeply thinking about something.
"Are you okay, you look pissed"

Yeah, I'm fine, this is just my resting bitch face.
by Suburbanz71 June 9, 2018
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New Years Resolution

The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks.
Bob's New Years Resolution was to lose 30 pounds. But bob says a lot of things.
by ninjajohn93 January 1, 2009
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Human Resources

The Gestapo arm of (inept) corporate middle management.

They enforce the law of the large corporate ladder in that you must not unintentionally threaten the job of anyone above you by outperforming them through hard work to deliver positive results for the organisation even if that hard work is necessitated by their ineptitude.

You must earn them their promotion first in order to "build relationships" so that they do not turn the corporate Gestapo onto you for investigation into your behaviour (a witch hunt in which you are accused) where the outcome is that your bridge will ultimately be burned and the inept corporate middle manager will not be found out until after your bridge has been burnt and they have staved of their eventual sacking from the hard work you have done in order to ensure positive outcomes for the organisation.
Employee: Holy Shit! This situation has led the organisation to be in a position where it cannot deliver to expectations.

Manager: Get it done Richard!

Employee: Right on it Sir/Madam. You can count on me.

Manager: Thanks Richard! Human Resources, please investigate Richard the nigger for not being in line with the mission and values of the organisation.

Corporate Gestapo: Ya Voll, Herr Middle Manager. You can count on us - we know the law and we are the law. We will performance manage this mofo because we are professionals.
by Honest Richard November 20, 2013
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respection

n. An erection formed out of an immense respect for someone or something.
"I got a massive respection watching this Led Zeppelin DVD"
by Jeremy Blacker October 11, 2005
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Southwest Residential Area

Area of Umass Amherst (Zoomass) populated by the students who most likly get drunk every weekend. Most female students from this area are stuck-up assholes who are picky with the men they talk to but will go home with just about anyone by the end of the night.
We're going to party in Southwest Residential Area.
by cerealkiller182 July 26, 2008
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