recockulous

adj. rediculous.

Get it, reDICKulous, reCOCKulous

I have to be to work at 6:00 a.m. tommorow. That shit is recockulous.

by James Dannelly May 7, 2003

Remco

A Remco is a person who is completely mentally retarded. Not being able to speak in normal language.

Commonly found in Germany

He look, a german!
No, that's a Remco!

by Janeejanee February 18, 2010

recockulious

Adjective: Similar to rediculious, but even more ludacris than you had originally imagined.

"Did you see the tits on that ho?!? Those were recockulious!!!"

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

recockulatory

something so ridiclous that a real world doesnt do it justice.

They want me to come in on sunday and work on the TPS reports thats fuckin recockulatory!

by the man! September 3, 2003

recocklous

*when somebody says something,to stupid to comprehend.*
*or*
*when someone is doing something dumb, retarded, un-cool.*

EXAMPLE 1
Matt:"hey jessika, can i sip beer out of your butt?"
Jessika: "no dude, thats recocklous"
EXAMPLE 2
"Justin is so recocklous because he sucks cock for a living.

by Jessika Lane Girardot February 6, 2007

surprise relocation

The act of moving an object or person from one location to another against their will.

H: What did you do last night Bill?
B: Well Henry, I drugged my little brother and dropped him off in a dumpster at the nearest sweatshop.
H: Isn't that called kidnap?
B: Hell no! It's just surprise relocation.

by eyes2thesku4u May 20, 2008

cialis remodeling

A term used to describe a man's unlimited efforts to clean/remodel his pad if he thinks he's gonna get laid.

Jim, will you sit the fuck down and watch the game? No way bill, gotta do some cialis remodeling, Amy is coming over after the game.

by crazy edward March 3, 2012