religify

(verb) to make someone or something religious.

I went to South America in order to religify the godless barbarians.

by Religify January 13, 2009

Religiphile

A person who molests you and/or society with their religious beliefs.

Lesbian couple: “My girlfriend and I kissed in the park and some religiphile started yelling verses from the bible at us.”

by Jami Ezri December 28, 2015

religid

Religiously rigid.

Used to describe one intolerant of others views and liberties simply because said views conflict with their religion.

Just cause I don't believe what you do doesn't mean I am not entitled to the same liberties and freedoms. Stop being so religid.

by Davy Jones' Secretary April 8, 2016

Religidiculous

When a good tv series runs out of ideas and stars running episodes based on bible scripture using nonsensical fantasized overdramatical scenes with profits, Angels and radical spiritual ideals.

This show was awesome until it became Religidiculous.

by Mommyness July 25, 2016

religiracist

Someone who is racist against different religious beliefs.

He/she is so religiracist against all Jewish people

by buttcheese ruiz February 22, 2017

religion

A lame excuse for abstaining from sex

"He was hot, and I really wanted to hit the sheets with him. But I couldn't, because I'm, you know, religious."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

religion

A series of fanciful concepts that people believe as to:
- Help themselves get up in the morning, achive inner peace, etc.
- Keep their family happy, because all their family are in the religion.
- Feel superior to other people.
- Provide moral guidance because common sense would render them otherwise lame.
- Justify war or general hatred of other groups.

Wow, so we can, like, kill abortionists if we join the right sect of the right religion? Well fuck me, religion it is!

by Stuart October 13, 2003