Rebecca Reed

A girl who is perfect in every way shape and form. She is kind and caring for anyone willing to be her friend. Rebecca Lynn Reed doesn't think highly of herself because she thinks she can't do anything right , and she is insecure and thinks she is fat. She is short but she is the most precious thing anyone can ever wish for. She will do anything to keep a friendship and not lose anyone she cares about.

Man: hey meet my friend Rebecca Reed

Friend: isn't she the one who always sits in the corner?
Man: yeah, but once you get to know her she is amazing and caring for everyone

by Nico caminashi April 6, 2019

Reed

The gayest person you will ever meet. Watches guys changing in the locker room and then locks his lips. Doesn’t take showers and has a crusty face.

Bro don’t change in here, I saw Reed walk in.

by Jdmdjfjckss October 30, 2019

Reed Kessler

Reed Kessler is an amazing horseback rider. She first went into the olympics and got on the equestrian team at age 16 now she attends college while continuing horse shows. She is awesome

Gosh did you see Reed Kessler in the horse show today! She got first place she is awesome

by HorseGirl13107 April 7, 2019

Reed

A name that defines the hottest, sexiest man youll ever meet.

Ugly mf: i wish i was a reed
reed: well too bad ur ugly asf

by GIANTBLACK COCK MAN April 5, 2023

fei reed

a little fellow who speaks the language of chinese and enjoys calling out microagressions. They constantly teach us of the ways of chinese animals and humans such as Charleston the cow who's life is ruined by eating a hamburger. Fei reed 是一个很好的老师 Which directly translate to fei reed eats donkey ass.

Wow did you see those fei reeds at the restaurant. They must really like eating dog on a stick.

by ;;lbdopeibpgo;wjk[ June 9, 2018

Reed Bassler

Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.

“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

Patrick Reed

To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.

My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.

by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022