realsammy

abnormal or excessively horny

u realsammy fr

by realsammy August 27, 2025

reals

nickname for real ones

person 1: who’s on your private story?
person 2: just my coworkers and a few reals.

by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025

Cindy Reams

A wonderful person!

Cindy Reams is a wonderful person!

by afanofcindy August 22, 2011

morgan reams

he loves u and cares about u look out your window I am stalking your mother

Man, Morgan Reams is such a boss ass bitch

by Nimbu May 23, 2016

Smart Reads

Brilliant short little information vehicles that pound and exorbitant amount of knowledge in a minuscule amount of time so you can learn about topics quickly and gain a 360 degree view of the world to see wtf is actually going on in this place...

"Dude, I was pounding more information than coffee this morning with 'Smart Reads.' I feel tapped into the future of humanity and 3 steps away from solving our planets pollution problem."

"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."

by Ant Hive February 21, 2017

Daniel Rassier

noun~
Some kid that blocks you all the time and then makes shitty excused for his wrongdoings. He is also pretty dank and has stated in leaked conversation that he is secretly a weaboo, but denies it (another one of his shitty excuses). He constantly sucks* on his friends attention until they become worse than he is.

Are traps gay, idfk, but dan does.

In the hood the bois were like hey is that dan boneless?

Boi - "I work all the time on my hobbies"
Daniel Rassier- "No you fucking don't have a job"

by xxx_kys_boi_xxx August 18, 2017

You’re ass ate it

When an object is Under your ass ,

Dude 1: bro where’s my phone ?

Dude 2: dude you’re ass ate it

Where my phone ? You’re ass ate it

by RamseyTheGreat November 15, 2019