Reader's Block

When I don't have motivation to read anything.. when I don't feel like opening a book and smelling it's pages... when I have a huge list of books to read but I still don't read one

She has a case of the reader's block, poor thing.

by Dummydum November 27, 2020

chip reader

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.

I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.

by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017

Wedding Reader

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.

The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!

by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018

Mr. Raper

A way to describe a tall creepy looking man. most likley a raper.

hey look at that homeless man over there. he is a real Mr. Raper

by Ellium October 21, 2007

repervitarded

(adj.) Something that is both retarded and perverted at the same time.

They were talking about some kinky stuff; It sounded really repervitarded.

by Justin U. January 21, 2006

raperspective

An optimistic review of events that could have turned out worse, based on the notion that they didn't include any prison rape.

"My boss yelled at me and my car broke down, but in raperspective it wasn't that bad of a day."

by internetsensation February 9, 2009

Raperage

Raperage (n.) - rayp rahyge

A state of being where a person is so enraged by something sexually provocative and unobtainable that they become a mixture of angry and horny.

She's such a god-damn cocktease, shes put me in a right raperage, i'm either going to knock one out or knock her out.

by J'aime Fererro December 13, 2010