reality challenged

A blanket term for "birthers", "truthers" or "deathers" Reality is too uncomfortable for them, so they start to believe in strange conspiracies.

I can't believe that he thinks that Osama Bin Laden is still alive. He's definitely reality challenged

by Mr_Ectomy May 27, 2011

In all realty

Phrase used to describe something the way that it is. Some may use the term "reality" instead, but this phrase describes things the real way that they should have been done.

"In all realty, we should have just gone to the pub."

by angel8 May 1, 2006

reality tv

On the top of the list of American oxymorons, the only aspect of reality that it accurately portrays the American value that you have to be a backstabbing piece of bastard to survive in corporate America just like in shows like Survivor.

Reality TV is the fakest piece of shit ever broadcasted on TV. Except for all the backstabbing and the complete willingness to sacrifice friendships in the name of being self-centered and obsessed with winning something that isn't really worth the price, which is, unfortunately a very real part of our country.

See: Professional Sports

by D-Shiznit July 8, 2005

realist tip

Means That its real or to be true

On the realist tip im holdin it down for k-town

by Evy Sanchez August 10, 2006

joke reality check

When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.

Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."

Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."

Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

realizing

The moment when you come to the solution that you messed that f*** up

Been realizing a lot lately.

by Mike Honcho WV June 7, 2017

bathroom realization

After partying continuously for a few hours, and still feeling fine, you sit on the toilet to use the bathroom, and it is then and there that you realize you are totally wasted.

"OMG you guys, I just had a bathroom realization, I need to drink water for awhile."

by Cassiebeth182 November 6, 2006