raped

(1) forced into the act of sexual intercourse unwillingly; (2) (slang) conquered in a game or contest by a large margin. see also: macked, beaten, whipped, shamed.

(1) I raped a really hot chick the other day. (2) Man, I played Ocelot in DooM the other night, and he totally raped me.

by SpinSpyder February 12, 2003

raked

To make fun of someone, to make a joke out of them

"He got raked so much last night he nearly cried."
"i'm gonna rake him about getting wasted last night so much"

by JammyBambi April 19, 2006

Reed Timmer

The biggest asshole that has ever graced Discovery Channel, who chases Tornado's in a big red shoe in an attempt to make it look like "science" and "helping people" when really we all know he just wants to dominate-dominate-dominate-dominate and perhaps get himself killed, or make it look good so others go out and get killed.

Tom: Hey, did you see Storm Chasers last night?

Mike: Yeah, Reed Timmer really dominated that tornado in the big red shoe.

by AmatuerMeteor November 28, 2010

Rated

A word used by douchebags to describe something good.

Person 1: "Such a rated tune!!!" (random drum sounds)
Person 2: "Fuck off."

by Rated Lad August 20, 2013

reed sufrin

a person who is totally awesome but always calls u a ditcher; a person who is really obsessed with old school skating and hes pretty good at it actually hes pro but he isnt as good as his master and teacher christian paullin see also christian paullin

dude that guy busted a reed when he got mad at me for not hanging out with him

by christian pauuuuuuuuullllin November 22, 2004

monkey raped

When a party of African Americans stiff a server

Server 1: How did that 10 top of Canadians treat you?

Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%

Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.

by DamnCanadian July 27, 2011

tydarius reed

The most beautiful soul ever. He is kind, smart, and outgoing. He is loving and puts a smile on everyone's face. He is fun and open minded. He is also sensitive sometimes. He will be missed. Coffee County will miss him.

We will miss Tydarius Reed

by Saphira Reed December 19, 2016