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Pulling a Richard

One who comes into a home and purposely takes a crap before leaving; often accompanied with mooching.
"Doug finally forced me to invite him over to play Guitar Hero, and he totally pulled a Richard in the hallway bathroom! I can't go in there anymore!"

"Really? Wow, what an ass. Pulling a Richard is suck a dick move."
by davidio92 January 6, 2009
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Richard Gere

A rodent's worst nightmare. More specifically, an actor who does a lot of shitty female-appealing movies and was married to Cindy Crawford. However, Gere is most famous for the rumor that he shoves vermin up his ass. Allegedly, Gere has made his rectum a home for mice, rats, hamsters, gerbils, and/or guinea pigs in an effort to sexually gratify himself in a gay manner.
Richard Gere finished filming "My Best Friend's Hairy Vagina," then he went back to his penthouse and shoved vermin up his anus.

Richard Gere walked into Petco, strolled toward the small animals section, and though, "Whose lucky day is it today?"
by PPabs October 12, 2003
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Dirty Richard

When your dick is so huge that it barely fits in her pussy
His dick was so big. He gave me a dirty richard
by Richardisgod December 14, 2020
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michael richards

n. social faux pas that involves accidentally offending one or more groups of people
"Oh man, I totally pulled a Michael Richards at work today. The women there really hate me now."
by Bob Gunderson November 28, 2006
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richard newcomer

a newly welcome homosexual that has just taken his first penis in the ass
by jimmypg77 May 25, 2008
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Richard Gere

Squinty-eyed old man who shoves gerbils up his arse.
Richard Gere is in another movie with some girl his granddaughter's age.
by Miniskwinkie December 28, 2005
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richard head

by Rich T May 17, 2006
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