Off Record

Declaration, statement, that is not an official statement and can be refused later. It's an unauthorized Statement. Normally incorrect pollitically.

RT Reporter: Ok, and finally the last most awaited question: Tell me the true about the 9-11...

Unknown CIA Agent: Ok... I see you are very interested in it. I would tell you a story, but this I will confess you, it´ll be an off record. After you hear this you will never be the same person, and this burden will be with you until your death. Maybe you will prosecuted or threated. If you say anything and you say I said it. I will deny everything. Do you understand ?

by APOLOKIA GENOCIDE May 20, 2014

world record egg

the world record egg on instagram .
(beat kylie jenner)

yo matt, did you see the world record egg?

no. i am a normie.

by tiktoktrap February 7, 2019

record

a philanderer
some one who engages in sex frequently or casually

That record I spun last night had some grove to her thang.

by Thomas February 4, 2005

daily record

some garbage newspaper

the sun is far superior to the record

by David Richardson March 29, 2005

Record

Stats made to be broken

He just set the world record

by Dr. Strange MC February 3, 2019

gold record

pee in your pants, usually your own. often a messy byproduct of unrestrained and blazing laughter. or you might actually have a disorder, in which case you probably don't laugh.

I put my pants on like you... one leg at a time. But when my pants are on i make gold records.

by k84now December 13, 2008

Recorder

A awful plastic "instrument" that 5 year olds play hot cross buns. People who claim they this plastic piece of shit are talentless , douche bags.

That loser chick in school plays the fricken recorder.

by Sheilalala November 15, 2018