Felicia's razor

Loudly and publicly criticizing your boss or employer until your employment becomes untenable and you find yourself promoted to consultant.

"If you keep slamming your boss, your coworkers, and your workplace in your social media, they're going to fire you. It's just Felicia's Razor

by JaycenG June 17, 2022

FANUM's razor

When someone is attractive enough that friends and family feel comfortable joking about them being ugly

That was a sick burn, but thanks to FANUM's razor, I'll take it as a compliment

by theFANUM January 27, 2021

Razor Blade

Razor Blade
The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.

Also refers to a horny bastard.

Boy 1: See that bit Adam he is such a razor blade
Boy 2: Innit mans moving nuts

by Your mum's MCM November 6, 2020

Dirty cum razor

The act of making a cumcicle then breaking off a small piece of said frozen cum till it gets a sharp edge and then slicing your sexual parter with the dirty cum razor

Tanner: come here baby I made a gift for you
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor

by Lookatmetantan October 13, 2023

razor language

Explaining certain thing to someone in a simplest term.
referring to a character from the game Genshin Impact.

Someone: Can you explain what is pistols in razor language.
Me: me squeeze, it goes pew pew-red water coming- now sleeping🥰

by Certified Yapper February 12, 2025

Ball Razor

A razor or shaver specifically used for shaving testicles.

Andy accidentally borrowed Joe's ball razor to shave his face.

by evilsid666 May 8, 2014

Murphy's Razor

the principle that the best method of surviving a horrific situation is to simply leave, posited by Eddie Murphy in his long-form standup comedy film Delirious; "it's very simple; if there's a ghost in the house, get the f**k out the house"

in Eden Lake, when faced with a bunch of abusive ASBO kids with a Rottweiler, Fassbender should simply have employed Murphy's Razor and gone to a Holiday inn instead of camping in the forest.

by Barry Beatmaster December 15, 2023