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cheese queef

Alternative to douchebag. An annoying, stupid person that garners more attention than they are worth.

Also, a queef that results in cheesy discharge.
"Look at that douchebag over there thinking he's so cool on his heelies...He's no douchebag, that's a cheese queef!"
by schloops March 10, 2009
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Quebexico

Like the name the country the province is implied to be comparable to in infrastructure, it is also a place well known for its lax liquor laws and lower drinking age, compared to its neighbouring liquor oppressive province, Ontario. For those that live and drink there, this is the promised land.

Popular tourist destinations include Montreal, Mont Tremblant, and various supermarkets and Costcos in the Gatineau area. They can be spotted with the Ontario license plates all over parking lots, and often be spotted loading multiple 55 packs of beer in the trunks of their car.
Person 1: Hey, I'm gonna be going to Quebexico before the camping trip.

Person 2: Awesome, be sure to bring back enough for everybody!
by yours_to_discover October 28, 2012
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cock-queef

(also spelled cockqueef): a quofe or dick fart.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cock-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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The QUEEF Community

A collection of tranny’s and gays who primarily communicate through group chat. Daily topics are shared and discussed which includes the likes of

(Dyke Farts, Marty and his Rhine Stone jeans, Farts in a Jar, Kerdy, Jon Debo, the sis-gender community, anal bleaching, and Teddy Anus.
Just talked to Charles, Samantha, and Brie on snap chat for about an hour about how to make money off of farting in jars! We really represent the queef community well when we’re all together!!
by Badger girl 317 March 19, 2022
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man queef

the air expelled from a mans anus after anal intercourse.
It was sick. After I had sex with him, he man queefed.
by antjcar86 September 13, 2006
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queef

Pronunciation

/ka-wee-f/

Verb
1. To fart out of a vagina (literal).

2. To make an embarrassing mistake; past tense (queefed).

3. An act of being really stressed out and and/or shook.

Noun
4. A very weird male or female that is usually awkward and embarrassing to be around.

Exclamation
5. Used to express embarrassment.
1. My vagina is so loose I am queefing more often.

2. Oh my gosh I just queefed! I literally forgot my wallet for the third time. Can you give me coin?

3. I am actually queefing. Cardi B’s performance at the Grammy’s is so iconic.

4. Everyone at my computer science class are queefs.

5. *Drops book* queef...
by Queefology May 16, 2019
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Optimus Queef

The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.
Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN
by remt July 4, 2007
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