Qualcomm 3G CDMA

The phrase “Qualcomm 3G CDMA” (sometimes “Digital by Qualcomm”) can be seen as a sticker on the back or side of your phone, or embedded into the battery cover. If your phone had this sticker, you had a good phone.

Some notable phones that had something like this were the Kyocera Kona, LG Cosmos Touch, LG Vortex, and the Kyocera DuraXV.

Guy 1: What’s the point of my phone having the words “Qualcomm 3G CDMA”?
Guy 2: Man, you got a good phone.

by SomePokey February 14, 2026

Qualia

I don't know Matt. It sounds like more vapid skepticism for the sake of being obtuse to spite someone. It's "If there's no evidence of rape then no rape has occurred" level of thinking. Or "If there is no evidence you think in pictures and words then I have no reason to believe that people think in pictures or words." And there are hints of "We want to accuse and punish you for stealing our content so we're stealing from you but really we don't care about the content or even think you were trying to steal from us, we don't like what you said about rape women retards child et cetra so we're stealing from you because we don't like how you responded to both what was happening to you and around you.

Hym "If haven't learned a lesson about rape or anything Matt. And you at no point thought this was a thought experiment. You thought I was lying to make you look bad and you found out I was telling the truth after Jordan Peterson told me to "leave" and now you're just doing whatever you can to make me regret doing this. And I don't. Kendra didn't get raped or extorted. You CAN know that I'm telling the truth. I'm not stealing your content. You want me to have to be the thing you've labeled me and now you're doing this. You (just like Kendra) are a peace of shit who chose wrong. Fuck your qualia."

by Hym Iam April 11, 2025

Qualified Incompetence

A pseudo-legal shield granted to self-declared constitutional experts who have no formal education, no courtroom wins, and no idea what habeas corpus means—but do have a ring light, a YouTube channel, and a deep commitment to shouting at traffic stops.

Qualified Incompetence protects the following behaviors:
• Quoting the Constitution out of context while live-streaming from a car
• Filing lawsuits with the same strategic finesse as a toddler launching spaghetti
• Declaring oneself a “law scholar” despite being defeated in court more times than a parking ticket
• Misinterpreting the First Amendment so badly it violates the Eighth

by pro_sadie May 16, 2025

Qual Dual

Fuckass level made by Wimpiebok (me) that nobody cares about andy it was just named taht way so there would be a new hardest level on the ILL starting with the Q (original name was Dual Dual)

Oh wow, another shitty level has been placed on the ill! Its called Qual dual!!!

by WimpieBok July 24, 2025

Qual Dual

Fuckass gd maze level made by WimpieBok (me) that nobody cares about. Its named that way because Wimpie wanted to make a never hardest level on the ILL starting with the letter Q

Oh wow, another generic ass ILL level with no creativity and such! This is truely a Qual Dual ass level!!

by WimpieBok July 24, 2025

Qualified Nepotism

When you actually deserve the job, but you only get a foot in the door because you know someone. Basically merit… with a shortcut.

She didn’t just get the promotion because of her uncle—her skills were top-notch, it was pure qualified nepotism

by CoperateCrusher August 18, 2025

Qualitometer

The ability to predetermine the quality of a product before purchase.

My qualitometer was on point the day I bought that everlasting rebodifyer.

by TheRinger1976 October 27, 2025