Puerto Rican Archer

A sexual position in which a Puerto Rican lays down with legs spread and her Puerto Rican partner bites her butthole while she fingers his nostrils until they bleed

Damn it! Pamela fingered me so hard I started my nasal period when we were doing a Puerto Rican archer

by HighlandWolf April 27, 2014

Puerto Rican Squat Rack

When a man man completes a full squat with two 40 oz. beers held above his head as he drops his testicles into a suspecting females mouth. The female plays the role of the referenced squat rack.

I'm going to make your mom my Puerto Rican squat rack.

by TheWetWillyWonder January 11, 2017

Puret

A bagel of hope that is incredibly kinky despite its pure sounding name. A kinky hope bagel.

Wow look at that puret!

by toxicnerd January 13, 2018

Puerto Rican churro

The act of watching a dank meme while nutting in a ni🅱️🅱️as brain

Chris:Yo ima bout to do a “Puerto Rican Churro”
Bryan:Yo if you cut your leg would it hurt?
Chris:duh of course.
Bryan:But where do???
Chris:In yo leg nigga you actin dumb bruh!!!
Bryan:But yo leg gone be gone so where would you feel da pain?????
Chris:Ima write dat down nigga we gon beat Bill Gates in a Smart-Off.
Bryan:Ni🅱️🅱️a plz “Puerto Rican Churro” me...
Skyla(the “Puerto Rican Churro” victim):U niggas done???

by Don’t use this name June 3, 2018

PUROTH

"Punk Rock Thursday" What the younger people think is appropriate for a Thursday morning on the office Jukebox. But it's not rock, it's wank 90s "punk". We're not angsty teens anymore peeps.

Young 'un: "F*** Yeah, PUROTH!"
Everyone else: :facepalm:

by akfortysevenin9years June 16, 2018

Purranda

A portmanteau of "purr" and "veranda", a purranda is an enclosed, outdoor space for a cat (like a catio).

I couldn't find Socks anywhere but then found her asleep in her purranda.

by stupid sexy flanders April 1, 2019

purity security

making sure that everything you do is protecting the purity of others!

we shouldn't be alone rn...purity security!

by doubleC^2 August 4, 2020