Pump Fucked

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop

Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."

by JBone007 June 17, 2009

Pump Vein

Sex or male masturbation.

Pump Vein

I skipped class today and stayed in my room and watched porn and pumped vein.

I picked up that slut at the club last night. Went to her house and had to pump vein.

I was watching the milf next door wash her car. Made me drop my pants and pump vein.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Juice pump

It’s when you stick two fingers in the pussy and pump it till the juice comes out

Come here baby I’m gonna give you the juice pump

by Big Trev’s fucked phrases February 23, 2019

Pump Attendant

Yeah you know, the old crotchety fucks that are just waiting to die but can’t afford to be all the way retired so they get a job that requires as little effort as possible.

That pump attendant chewed my ass for leaving my car running while pumping my gas.

by Ditzler’s Customs July 23, 2018

Semen Pump

A girl that sucks your dick and your wallet dry.

Rachel is a semen pump. My balls are drained and so is my bank account.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Slutty Pump

When an exclusivly pumping mother expresses milk after sex and often yeilds more ounces of milk.

Oh my God Bonnie! I just got 2.5 ounces more during my Slutty Pump!

by Paco77 November 16, 2017

Pumped into the Donkey

A sound beating of one football team by another, by four goals to one.

Did you see the game yesterday? England were pure Pumped into the Donkey by Germany!!!

by Steven_McCrory July 1, 2010