Pump Attendant

Yeah you know, the old crotchety fucks that are just waiting to die but can’t afford to be all the way retired so they get a job that requires as little effort as possible.

That pump attendant chewed my ass for leaving my car running while pumping my gas.

by Ditzler’s Customs July 23, 2018

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Slutty Pump

When an exclusivly pumping mother expresses milk after sex and often yeilds more ounces of milk.

Oh my God Bonnie! I just got 2.5 ounces more during my Slutty Pump!

by Paco77 November 16, 2017

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Pump Stank

When you are hitting her pooter good from behind but each slam body slam against her ass sends a nasty waff of hot,sweaty booty stank straight up your nostrils.

Hey braaaahhhh. Did you hit Rachel’s shit good last night?

Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018

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Pump Fucked

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop

Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."

by JBone007 June 17, 2009

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pumping pink

The act of throttling a vagina. Thrusting in and out like a piston on a pickup truck.

Bro, Me and John were out at the club on Saturday. We met up with some females and lets just say by the end of the night, we were pumping pink until the sun came up.

by Whale? February 24, 2015

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One of the most prestigious artists in the world. Some of his most famous quotes include 'Esketit' and 'skrrrr'
His most famous song is Guchi Gung and has millions of followers on social media.

JK he has an IQ of a rock and is totally retarded #ESKET TITIES

Hey Lil Pump
"Bitch ass nigga what u say to me"

by Tofu Pussy Slayer 1289 October 24, 2018

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