Puffer

A fat chick that is a little more than chunky. She's fluffy and squshy like bread dough. This condition is usually caused by too many hostess cakes and sitting on her ass waiting for prince charming.

Girl 1- so do you think I can afford to get any of the guys here drunk enough to take home a puffer like me?
Girl 2- if you're just looking to suck dick I'm sure there's a few that would be willing.

by Dark-kitty May 1, 2010

Puffer

A small, exotic dancer with a flamboyant personality.

Yo, that puffer is puffin!

by Ondoyt February 3, 2010

pilfer

To borrow; for an undetermined amount of time, without permission.

Sarah left her clothes at my house, and they fit me. When I moved I took them with me. I pilfered some way cool clothes.

by Floyd & Leaona October 26, 2007

pulverising

When you penetrate a woman deep, and quite forcefully, but with passion. Often done between two lovers.

1. Dude Lachie pulverised Grace's box last night.

2. Yeah, i heard her loving it from my house.
1. She really loves him, hey?
2. No she loves a good pulverising

by Cooper-J October 6, 2015

shiny puffery

the shiny puffy jackets becoming the top fashion trend in cold areas, very similar to a shrunken half bodied Michelin man.

The invasion of the shiny puffery has begun. Everyone wears these crazy jackets at least they are warm.

by enemybear November 22, 2011

puffer fish

A males unshaved genital area. The male has not shaved for quite some time now and his pubic hair is long and puffy.

Samantha: Did you go down on Kyle ?
Nicole: he wanted me to, and i was down. However when i pulled down his pants i saw a puffer fish and totally freaked!

by Dj AF May 25, 2010

Pilfer

To have sex with someone's father. The object of the "pilfering" would be the son or daughter who incurred the act, and any siblings who subsequently learned of it would be unintentionally "pilfered" as well.

Evan pilfered Jacob and showed us the pics. Jacob's dad is a top; who knew?

by Dadslammer12 August 8, 2009