sock puddle 

What occurs when someone wears socks that are way too small for their feet. The socks slip under the person's heels and settle under the arches of their feet, forming a "puddle" of their sock(s).

While walking to school, John felt his feet starting to get uncomfortable. He realized he was getting sock puddles, as a result of wearing his smallest ankle socks.

sock puddle by Gennabee January 27, 2010

Meaty puddle slapper 

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.

"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"

Meaty puddle slapper by Afeps February 19, 2010

bed puddle

A gathering of cum that forms in the sheets following sex or a really steamy dream. It often leads to sheets being washed or if feeling exceptionally shameful, burned.

Girl: YOU BUTTHOLE, you had me land in a bed puddle!!!
Me: I'll start the fire.

bed puddle by ShroomBear September 9, 2015

Dope Puddle Cheater 

A Man Who Lays With Other Women To Use Meth. To make use of a love pipe and only lay with his girlfriend as needed.

Bro it's time you stop being a Dope Puddle Cheater to your girlfriend / wife/ or ex.

Dope Puddle Cheater by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

Dope Puddle Cheater 

Cheat on or with anyone to obtain Meth. Man or Woman Friend or Girl Friend Wife Ex

Your Man their sure has turned into a Dope Puddle Cheater

Dope Puddle Cheater by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

Fart Puddle 

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.

Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!

Fart Puddle by Rionox December 7, 2022

egyptian mud puddle 

Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night

My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.

egyptian mud puddle by BigDHill September 22, 2015