Meaty puddle slapper

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.

"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"

by Afeps February 19, 2010

bed puddle

A gathering of cum that forms in the sheets following sex or a really steamy dream. It often leads to sheets being washed or if feeling exceptionally shameful, burned.

Girl: YOU BUTTHOLE, you had me land in a bed puddle!!!
Me: I'll start the fire.

by ShroomBear September 9, 2015

Dope Puddle Cheater

A Man Who Lays With Other Women To Use Meth. To make use of a love pipe and only lay with his girlfriend as needed.

Bro it's time you stop being a Dope Puddle Cheater to your girlfriend / wife/ or ex.

by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

Dope Puddle Cheater

Cheat on or with anyone to obtain Meth. Man or Woman Friend or Girl Friend Wife Ex

Your Man their sure has turned into a Dope Puddle Cheater

by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

Fart Puddle

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.

Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!

by Rionox December 7, 2022

egyptian mud puddle

Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night

My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.

by BigDHill September 22, 2015

Male Puddle Slut

A Man Laying with, sleeping next too, or loving with or with out sex. Flirtatious, secretive, Rather A Bad Ex For A Sugar Momma. Who seeks revenge through every woman sent his way.

The male puddle slut does it worse than a woman seeking attention, affection & another man's penis or woman's vagina

by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020