prom promise

a bullshit declaration that some high school students are forced to sign by their goody goody two shoes parents that says that they won't use alcohol or drugs during prom night. Ah-ha-ha-hahahahahahahahah!

Prom Promise is an idea spawned by extreme MADD-types, Tipper Gore-types and soccer moms. If you resort to having your kids make such chicken shit pledges like that then you don't really trust them and you ain't raising them up in a good way. If you've done your max to rear them right then you have to let them loose.

1. "...he's got to make his own mistakes..."
RUSH
New World Man

2. the little birdie has to fly sometime.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 14, 2009

prom law

the law that condemns prom dates to have sex with eachother after the prom itself

"Hey are you and AJ dating?"
"No we're just going to prom."
"You're going to bangright? You know, because of prom law?"

by coombskid22 April 12, 2014

Promasternate

To sexually arouse oneself during procrastination.

Matt began to promasternate while looking at his assigned home work.

Matt promasternated after reading his assigned homework.

Matt likes to smoke cigarettes after promasternating.

by AEIOwnU2 February 24, 2010

promatized

finding out your pregnant after prom.

Girl 1: Did you hear about Katie?
Girl 2: Yea, I heard she's promatized

by jjjaaajjjaaa March 25, 2010

Potmare

A nightmare you have when you fall asleep after smoking too much weed. Usually more unrealistic and trippy than regular sober dreams.

Bro, I had the sickest potmare the other night, it was about the grim reaper.

by teejaym4rotto October 24, 2011

Promarker

Drugs for architects.

Are you high?
-Yeah, I've been sketching and used my Promarkers, they smell soooo goooood

by Interiorarchitect January 8, 2013

promadeen

poo that is painful

Gosh darn it, that promadeen just ripped open my anus!!!

by promadeen September 19, 2014