poopskin

The skin of a poop - the two dimensional membrane surrounding a three dimensional poop. (noun)
To be a poopskin (verb)
Poopskin Americana - to be defined

"Heeeeeeee heeeeeee (hand) (hand) my little poopskin"
"Whooply pooply my little Americana"
"Can I get a, can i get a poopskin americanaaaaa???!!!!"

by Poopley Poopley March 18, 2004

poopsicle

When someone dresses in all brown clothing.

"You're just a big fat poopsicle, aren't you?"

by McGarveys August 19, 2008

plopsy

A term of endearment for those of a swarthy nature.

Hello my plopsy! How many slags did you chuck out tonight?

by Louise Ann Fox January 23, 2007

poopshark

1. One who voraciously consumes massive quantities of raw fecal matter. Such behaviour is said to be "shark-like".

2. Tronny.

Not only is Tronny an arsebadger, he's a total poopshark as well.

by Shiggedy August 22, 2004

walking poops

The result of having to poop so bad, that you don't make it to the restroom in time, and start pooping while you walk. (see also walking farts)

"Poor Grandma got the walking poops at the Wal-Mart last night. She left little poo tracks all the way to the restroom."

by Haywood Jalissen August 21, 2011

poops

The one and only thing a cat is good for, thus the only suitable name for such a creature.

"These are my cats. (Pointing to each)Poops 1, Poops 2, Poops 3..."

by Billy Trujillo November 5, 2003

PoopShoot

1. tunnel used to extricate food wastes, one direction - out.

2. same tunnel as above only used in other direction by cock, finger, or fist on special occassions. Primarily used during consenting anal sex - but consent is not required.

1. Fran: "Hey Larry, you can clean the toliet before the guests get here, your poopshoot all over the bowl, you filthy fuckhead."

2. Bill: "I was surprised your wife took it up the poopshoot."
Larry: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Because she seems like such a bitch.

by urbanguest January 19, 2006