promortalism

Promortalism, also known as hyphenated form pro-mortalism, is a philosophical position for any sentient being, it is always the best to die as soon as possible.

He committed suicide with the suicide note that is saying he subscribes to promortalism.

by Promortalist June 11, 2018

promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

by slipsheet June 25, 2006

Promiship

Where 2 people link up but arent in a relationship, however, if you and that person want to be in a relationship in a couple of years time, you both make a promise with eachother to be in a relationship in the future. Kinda like a promise ring but you start with a friendship and then promise to go into a relationship with them in the future.
This is mostly for people doing long distance relationship but can also be for normal relationship aswell.

Would you like to do a promiship ?

by lil_FJ July 14, 2020

Promiscuous

A person that lives a life of promiscuity is someone that's considered 'promiscuous' - meaning they are very sexually loose and not at all bothered about remaining loyal to one sexual partner.

E.g A man that can't go to a bar without ending up sunk to the nuts inside someone else by the end of the night, or a woman that can't keep her legs closed and hands sex out on a platter to others. A slut, basically.

Also the name of a 2006 mainstream song by Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland.

"Promiscuous girl, you're teasing me!"

Damn yo, Mike can't stop flirting with chicks behind his wife's back, man is way too promiscuous!

by Llewelyn Dowd May 5, 2023

Pinkie Promise

It's a special kind of promise. Nopony breaks a Pinkie Promise. 'Cross My Heart, Hope to Fly, Stick a Cupcake in my Eye!' is the pinkie promise.

Alright man I Pinkie Promise, I Cross My Heart, Hope to Fly, Stick a Cupcake in my Eye, that I will tell you tomorrow.

by tiger3y3s September 22, 2013

promosm

often used on yt to promote videos; often found in spam comments, or ppl who want to help increase your social following

i.e

guy1 *uploads video*

guy2 sick video.

also guy2: *comments promosm*

by youtubeslangdudee May 11, 2022

promicron

To be in favor of the new Omicron Covid variant spiking as a means to remain working remotely and not needing to go in to work, e.g. pro-omicron

Dan: Oddly, Chris appeared to be happy to hear about the spread of the new Covid-19 variant. I was under the impression that his wife Molly was covidgilent and he would be concerned about the new spread.

Tom: Nah, Chris retires in March 2022, so with the spike of the new variant, office shut down remains in effect and he's looking to finish out his last 2 years of his career in his pajamas. Chris it totally promicron.

by the comand'r December 21, 2021