prison

A place you go in straight but come out gay.

A place where you go in having a bitch but coming out being a bitch.

The only place where a former tough guy becomes big Bubba’s bitch.

Prison is not a nice place to be.

by [e-mail] March 31, 2008

prison bitch

The 5'11" 115 pound white guy in prison for beating up his wife and raping his 12 year old daughter.

OK John, You're in cellblock 9 with Bubba and Big Jeb. We took the liberty of embroidering your orange jumpsuit with "prison bitch"

by James October 19, 2003

pristine

A thing that is new, unused, untouched, uncorrupted, beautiful, and clean; retaining no dirt or scum. Remaining in a pure state. Normally used for either one's own new belonging, or someone else's belonging whether theirs is used or not. Much emphasis is put on the word 'pristine' as it is spoken.

...Holy shit, that dude's Honda Rebel is pristine.

Respect that chick, man, she's pristine.

by The Rage Metal December 23, 2009

prison bitch

To become a prison bitch this is what you do:
1. Act afraid and submissive
2. Stare at people
3. Talk about how much you like cock
4. Pick fights and lose... badly
5. Tattle

Seth became a prison bitch after he was arrested for raping comatose patients.

by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006

prisonity

To lose your anal virginity in Prison

Leroy: " Damn man I took that fish's prisonity in two seconds flat!"
Tom : Yeah and he bled for a week!"

by Nielskin June 5, 2007

Prison Sniff

When a person of the same sex sneaks up behind another person and then loudly sniffs the person, perferable from the base of the shirtline to the earlobe. Used to create that creepy guy on guy atmosphere within your workspace, great for new guys.

while Guy 1 is talking to his buddy guy 2 slinks behind and gives him a prison sniff.

Guy 1:........
Guy 2: *SNIFF!*
Guy 1:WTF! MAN! did you prison sniff me?!
Guy 2:And you smell Delicious

by FlyinHayn117 June 2, 2009

prisontation

When an individual is forced by a governing authority to perform or attend a presentation against their will.

No I can't meet you for golf this afternoon, my boss has scheduled a 3 o'clock prisontation.

by NateDaDogg January 3, 2011