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Birthmas Present

A term describing a Birthday/Christmas gift for someone who was born on Christmas Day when someone gives them one gift to serve as gift for both occasions. Usually a cheap way to get out of having to buy two separate gifts.
"I get ripped off every year! I always get a Birthmas present instead of Christmas and Birthday presents since I was born on Christmas day!"
by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010
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Female president

A female president would be great, then feminists might stop whining about how unfair life and money is to them and realize that life isn't really fair to anybody who is human instead of keeping a narrow mindset where any group that is not your group treats people wrong and inhuman. Suicide rates for males are likely to stay higher indefinitely no matter who holds office, so despite their whining, you have to wonder who really holds most of the power (if males ever really did beyond on the surface).
A female president would make feminist excuses of not having one disappear, since they're always looking to argue with everybody who isn't female.
by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021
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1. the anxiety felt in a marriage
2. feeling trapped
3. feeling suffocated
4. constantly suspicious of your spouse's behavior, with or without merit
5. obsessive compulsion to check pockets, drawers, looking for clues ( imaginary or not ) to validate one's suspicions
6. general bossiness

7. general disregard for the happiness of your partner
Geeez Frank it sounds like you and your wife both suffer from PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )...no, not that one, I'm talking about ' presently married syndrome '
by Egaladeist-TAZ March 13, 2010
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kick President Bush

Blaming an undesirable outcome or poor work on a person who is no longer part of the project.
I don't mean to kick President Bush here, but that piece of code that Anthony wrote for our application was shit. I don't even care if he quit months ago.
by jspost October 8, 2015
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presenting

when a gay shows his ass to sum1
holy crap, tewsons presenting to you chip, cover your eyes
by botaf November 11, 2003
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President Elect

A person who won the presidential election and is soon going to become president.
cant wait for the president elect to become Americas new president!
by a CREEK filled with TOMTORD December 28, 2016
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Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"
Vice President, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them.
A "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck" is any Vice President that is sexually desirable.
by JQ - SD October 18, 2008
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