eye patch

An object to cover one's ass to prevent unwanted penetration.

When Kelvin was sentenced to five years in jail, he made sure to bring his eye patch with him

What what in the butt? Eye patch!

by SusieB March 10, 2011

cabbage patch

The part of a hospital or mental institution reserved for patients in a vegetative state. Also called "vegetable garden".

The gunshot victim had irreversible brain damage, so he was taken to the cabbage patch.

by pentozali January 15, 2009

slut patch

Tattoo found on the belt line of female, either in front above the groin or behind above the ass. Usually only partly visible when the mid section is uncovered.

Did you see the slut patch she got?

by SpankyTanky April 29, 2005

Pubic Patch

The most abundant area of pubic hair on a male/female. On dudes, it begins where his happy trail meets his pubes, and ends where his pubes meet the base of his d. On chicks, it begins wherever the pubes start to grow, and ends at the top of the vag. In both cases, the width of the "pubic patch" is however wide the pubes grow.

1. "Shawn is such a fag, he shaved a design in his pubic patch."

2. "Girls dig that I got the smoothest pubic patch. Makes BJ's that much more enjoyable."

3. "I'm not quite sure why female pornstars shave their pubic patch completely off except for a slim line. Hair is still fucking gross."

by jew_jew_for_you January 30, 2009

Sour Patch Children

A weird, but cooler way of saying sour patch kids (the candy)

See sour patch kids.

Cooper: "Hey, can I have one? What are those anyway?"

Anna: "Sour Patch Children, duh!"

Cooper: "Okaaay..."

by Anna! =) November 28, 2009

Pratheesh

the name of the most skuxx guy in the world. all the chicks running behind him. almost everyones jealous of him.
smart tall and hot

hes such a pratheesh !

by theonethatshallnotbenamed October 28, 2010

patchouli

Used throughout the 60's and 70's not just as an excuse not to bathe, as some people claim, but to cover the scent of Smoke, Drink and Drugs on clothing.

"Shit dude you smell like weed!"

"I'll get the patchouli oil"

by Nock_1259 September 2, 2008