fruit pounder

how one would have sex with a girl like if they were having sex with a fruit.

Omg! you’ll never guess what i walked into this morning seen Kevin doing to a grapefruit!! he was being a fruit pounder!!

by jaaycaat November 29, 2023

B-RAD the granny pounder

Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!

B-RAD the granny pounder are extremely horny and sexual. They get sexually aroused around grannys

by GRANNY MUFFER December 4, 2023

pillow pounder

someone who instead of jerking off, they grind against a pillow instead.

my boyfriend Cohen doesn't jerk off after he learned how to pound pillows

hes my lil pillow pounder <3

by IWantMyForeskinBackBitch December 18, 2023

Pounder

Any word ending with •er• is a joke waiting to happen.

Jake- Pounder? I barely know her!
Steven- Hahahahaha

by TheFirstSender December 23, 2022

Beef Pounder

When someone jacks you off so hard, it is like pounding beef.

Damn, my girlfriend just gave me beef pounder!

by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018

Chinese quarter pounder

The act of getting McDonalds regulation cheese, grilling it on top of your penis, then proceeding to pound the woman

"I just gave her the chinese quarter pounder, buns and all"

by Cartoon the spoon November 22, 2018

Pounder

Another word for headache

Dude, after last night I woke up with a pounder.

by Trognasty June 7, 2018