Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch

Baz Pitch is a highly flammable Vampire from a disgustingly rich or mages. Baz lost his mother when he was child, on the same day he was bitten. Baz does not drain humans, although he is not opposed to draining cats, polo ponies, rats, deer and unicorns.

Baz's boyfriend is Simon Snow.

Baz hates amount other things, the sun, the wind, America, Kansas, Illinois and Penelope Bunce when she hasn't got a plan.

Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch is a character a series of books by Rainbow Rowell.

by Friendly neighborhood cat July 8, 2021

Pitch Black

Pitch, the color of tar which is Black
Hense the word "pitch black"

Not the mountain dew you moron

by manda_5759_3741 August 28, 2005

Cactus Patch

A "Cactus Patch" describes the regrowth of pubic hair on the male or female genitalia. Generally speaking, the "Cactus Patch" occurs one to three days after pubic hair is shaved with a razor.

Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.

"Dude, I got with Stephanie last night and now my junk is all irritated. She was sporting the cactus patch."

by MoonDogg08 June 29, 2009

Blumpkin Patch

When a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins.

"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."

"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"

"Steve planted a massive one."

by PeterWalrussocks October 1, 2011

pitch up

To arrive, come to a place

(from 'to pitch a tent')

"What time do you think you'll pitch up round my place?"
"Gary pitched up at my house at 10pm last night."

by zimman August 28, 2005

1 Girl 1 Pitcher

An extremely mild form of the video 2 girls 1 cup. In this video. We see a girl with her arms tied and a man holding her vagina open. She then proceeds to urinate into what is usually used as a vessel to hold a beverage, which is being held by the man. She fills it up most of the way. It looks as though the urine could just be a frothy beer. The man then proceeds to move it up and hold the pitcher to her lips. She drinks deeply until all of the urine has been consumed. It can also be seen running down the sides of her mouth onto her ripped white shirt. The video ends with the man using his incredibly small flaccid penis to urinate into said pitcher, insinuating to the user there is more urine consumption to proceed.

Me: Man I had some off-brand beer last night called CAMO.
Bob: How'd it taste man?
Me: It tasted like 1 Girl 1 Pitcher.

by CToTheBrome February 2, 2008

Chicopee Pitch

A card game similar to Pitch (high, low jack, game) in which the bidder leads the King of trump while holding the Ace. Usually played in Chicopee, Massachusetts by middle-age people with sixth grade educations and few teeth.

After the King is lead, all at table exclaim "Chicopee Pitch!" in a derogatory manner.

by nkn March 7, 2003