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potatotastic

when something is great, like a potato; having qualities similar to that of a potato
Man, this mash is potatotastic!
by Creamy P. Nutbutter April 27, 2017
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potatoes and molasses

They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks
Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us
by Cartoonporn June 20, 2017
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Poontoons

Hey man, I’ve really gotten into poontoons lately”

“That’s cool. The animation is good, but I prefer the real thing
by Eden the Magnificent October 22, 2017
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Potatos

A delicious foooooood honestly who doesn't like em (-;

(Also if you searched this EAT A POTATO!!!!!!!! (Or else...) Now go eat the POTATOS)
I ate all the baked potatos and got sent to my room (I actually did lol (-: haha)
by POTATO CAT!!!!!! May 1, 2018
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Potataoism

let's do some math.

po·ta·to - noun

1.
a starchy plant tuber that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable.
"roasted potatoes"
see sweet potato.

2.
the plant of the nightshade family that produces the potato tubers on underground runners.

Tao - noun

(in Chinese philosophy) the absolute principle underlying the universe, combining within itself the principles of yin and yang and signifying the way, or code of behavior, that is in harmony with the natural order. The interpretation of Tao in the Tao-te-Ching developed into the philosophical religion of Taoism.

Potato + Taoism = Potataoism

Potataoism - religion

the idea that the origin of the potato is the absolute principle underlying the universe, combining within itself the principles of yin and yang salt and pepper and signifying the way, or code of behavior, that is in harmony with the natural order. The interpretation Ash took from Tao in the Tao-te-Ching developed into the philosophical religion of Potataoism; believe in the potato.
excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lard and Tater, Cheezus Crust, the original founder of Potataoism?
by ashes528 February 10, 2018
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Potatoot

The act of tooting the horn of a Potalion.
She did so well in the beauty pageant, I think she may win.
...."there you go again, giving her a Potatoot, shes never gonna win, she's a Potalion"
by Jigoku Sam February 16, 2018
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Potatoians

People of potatoes it's founded by John potato Potatoians have been around since the renissance hiding waiting for the perfect chance to come out of hiding and present themselves
"Have you heard potatoians have been fighting back the Irish?"
by PotatoGRILL101 January 15, 2019
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