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Post-Potter Psychosis

The Act of going on any sort of spree (Vandalism, Killing, Sexual, Screaming) after realising that you have just read the 7th and last Harry Potter book, and there will be no more.
Did you hear about the Massacre in that school down in Yorkshire? she killed 206 people with a broomstick with razorwire for bristles. Aparently, it was Post-Potter Psychosis. I blame Manhunt 2, but nevermind.
by Rossyboy8 August 4, 2007
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post woke

A person who has gone beyond woke, and is comfortable being offensive
Nah, Sameera's not woke, she's post woke.
by PugLife2019 September 11, 2019
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post whoring

To post on message boards for the sake of posting, to post useless things to raise your post count.
"Please stop postwhoring, posting 'lolz' is not constructive to these forums."
by Lily June 8, 2004
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Post Avatar Depression

Post Avatar Depression, also known as P.A.D for short, is the case when a person after seeing the movie "Avatar" (By James Cameron) eventually realises that the world they live in sucks ass and that they will never be able to fly, jump or live like the Na'vi do on Pandora.
Guy 1: Wow that movie was amazing,
Guy 2: *Sniff*
Guy 1: dude, are you crying?
Guy 2: Bro... my life sucks..
Guy 1: Aww shit... looks like Post Avatar Depression..
Guy 2: i need a hug :(
by Tsu'Tey January 1, 2010
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post-metal

An emerging genre of metal music which takes elements of post-rock and puts them into a metal context. Somewhat connected to sludge metal.
Russian Circles and Isis are examples of post-metal acts.
by saucy626 November 14, 2009
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the postal service

a band that sounds alot like death cab for cutie because the singer happens to be Ben Gibbard.

the band also consists of producer Jimmy Tamborello of Dntel, and a few other bands (headset and figurine). the group formed after ben set vocals to a song on one of Dntel's albums.

the postal service succeeds in creating a unique sound mostly upbeat and poppy.
the postal service. you'll probably like them if you like cheery music. or something like that.
by sammy____ September 13, 2006
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Post Turtle

A turtle balanced on top of a fence post
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down."
by Pinko_Commie May 6, 2004
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