Natalie-Portman-sexual

Being only attracted to Natalie Portman and nobody else.

After watching Black Swan I decided that I’m Natalie-Portman-sexual

by ChodeFilA June 6, 2022

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Going Postal

verb. to suddenly transform into a mailbox

Our sex life went to hell when my husband started going postal.

by Malebox June 6, 2022

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helt postkasse

Helt postkasse is a scandinavian way to describe someone that is really drunk

"æ va helt postkasse mens æ knulla morra di i går"
"wtf are you talking about?"

by EinarPusen February 15, 2023

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going postal

When somebody gets really pissed and acts out in violence. They might push someone's head through a wall.

Addison is going postal and she is about to throw a punch at Timmy.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

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postmodern rape

Rape performed in a well dressed, suave and artistic fashion, associated with the higher echelon of society.

Sir William carried out an exquisite postmodern rape on Susan the other night.

by charlie the magical unicorn June 10, 2008

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(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."

Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

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