Florida Position

To have sex on the balcony, doggie style, while the woman leans over the railing, watching the Florida sky in plain view of anyone looking up at them. If you scream too loud, you're likely to draw some unwanted attention.

There is no better way to celebrate passing the Florida Bar than to be taken hard in the Florida Position.

by floridaposition July 13, 2010

genocide position

When a woman puts her booty in the air and you jackhammer your manhood into her.

Dude, my girlfriend and I tried genocide position last night and I jizzed all over that booty.

by Mattyice & Colbeaner March 5, 2018

Frau-Posting

posting images of a cartoonish German and Finnish girl in online forums with a certain demeaning subject. No one quite understands it yet but it stands out between Shitposting and Shillposting.

"This Frau-posting is worse than the fucking benis meme on /bant/"

by Wakko Kakko January 6, 2021

Not Worth Posting on Facebook

That Shit , That Shit Right There

Not worth posting on facebook

by Skepsis June 21, 2010

Call in a beer strike on our position

Introducing beer to a get together--like a baby shower, graduation party or sunday brunch--where nobody else is drinking and alcohol would be considered completely inappropriate. A beer strike will usually bring intense scorn from those around you' including your girlfriend, parents, inlaws, etc., but is the only thing that will get you through the rest of the event alive.

Gentlemen, the conversation at this baby shower has grown intolerable. I believe it’s time to "call in a beer strike on our position"

by kabukulator August 2, 2010

positivity

Positivity is staying positive even when you find a really good reason to be negative.

Thinking that being too stupid to create time travel is for the best because your dumb ass would probably use it to go back in time, pretend to be a Native American and teach the pilgrims how to rap shows positivity.

This is bad - One of our founding fathers, Thomas "T-Dog" Jeffersizzle, wrote the lyrics to the Ryhmes of Independence.

by Davendork November 10, 2010

sexual position

Well yeah, it seems gratuitous, but still - how the hell has nobody defined this yet?

1. A position in which people have sex, or masturbate (y'know, it IS still a sexual practise).
2. The life and soul of Urban Dictionary.

For an example of a sexual position, click 'random definition' a few times; you'll get the idea.

by wiffwaff January 28, 2013