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player potion

A drink getting you off your tits - often moonshine, pruno, or any liquid spiked with GHB or other stimuli
Man, this right here player potion is dope
by Ekenburger June 16, 2018
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Portion

1. Noun: The amount of weed you have bought is your portion.

2. Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.
1. That was an amazing portion, we got 50 joints out of it.

2. Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute
by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005
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Porteous

1.) Portable Catholic Prayer Book

2.) Over-achieving curly haired biologist.
1.) "thats a lovely porteous!"
"why thankyou. I got it from Waterstones."
"why I shall simply have to go and buy my own."
"you can't, they've sold out."
*despair*

2.) "helloooo. look at my telomerase."
by ibeaspoon July 27, 2010
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Mixed Potions

The occurance of two simultaneous farts from two different sources within same proximity. 3 farts = Witches brew. (see Wizard Stew)
"hey mike, lets mix potions." "No. Thats gross."
by Andy Lara June 14, 2005
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porting

the endless bitching of a girlfriend and/or female around you
Jen is just porting all the time now.

I can't take this porting much longer, it never ends.
by phreak136 August 4, 2005
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ninja potion

when u cup your hand and fat into it the stick the still cupped hand willed with fart juices and nasty stank over there mouth and nose, mouth is important because alot of people will lick your hand to try to deter you, forcing to make them smell the disgusting concoction of aromas. The most important part of a ninja potion is you must whisper in there ear NINJA POTION like a real ninja would.
hey guys havent seen mark in a while yah last time i heard he was training to be a ninja,
all while mark sneaks up behind him and puts his hand over his face and whispers ninja potion as the man slowly passes out
by godzilla through tokyo January 22, 2010
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Potion Keg Party

An situation which is generally in MMO/RPG's where the gameplay is based on the consumption of Health/Mana/Status of your Choice potions or the players find themselves with an excess collection of potions to the point where they could hold a Keg Party, invite all their mates and imitate a Beer Keg Party.
"I got so many Health Potions left over we could throw a Potion Keg Party, invite our entire guild and get wasted!"
by Ollie_Miles January 28, 2009
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