Poopy Butthole

The description of one's anus being engulfed in excrement/diarrhea.

Tyrone: Salutations, Demetrius! Would thy have the pleasure to undertake sexual intercourse through our anal cavities?
Demetrius: Unfortunately, I cannot attend to such a matter at the time, Tyrone. Alas, I am suffering from thy Poopy Butthole, in which case my anus has been engulfed in excrement and diarrhea.

by POOPYBUTTHOLELOVER December 8, 2022

poopy shlong dong

When your poop is long as a penis.

Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"

Bobby: " Whut?"

by poopoocakes June 13, 2023

Poopy Penguin

A sexual act in which the female first has her arms tied to the wall and is then gagged so she cannot speak. She then shits on the mans dick and he proceeds to fuck her. Because the squishing sound is so disgustingshe starts to flap her arms and moan, much like a penguin. hence the name, "poopy penguin"

last night i did the poopy penguin to this girl, she threw up.

i asked this girl if she wanted to do the poopy penguin and she said only if we get morgan freeman to narrate

by awa March 28, 2007

poopy dots

The most delicious treat in the known universe. Made by inserting TootsieRoll Mini Chews (R) into the bottom of Dots (R) and eating the two as one.

OMG! That Dot looks like he's crapping that TootsieRoll Mini Chew! Poopy Dots! I'm gonna eat me up some of that! omnomnomnom

by Shyvyr June 16, 2008

Poopy Dickens

Colloquial term for a dude who's always trying to sneak in his girls' backdoor, or one showing up after a night with that extra-kinky girl down the way.

Dude A: Well, if it isn't Poopy Dickens walkin' through the door at 5 a.m.!

Dude B: Fu*k off, McCheese. I had to get outta yer Mom's bed 'fore yerr Dad got back from the night-shift.

by OpusAtrum August 6, 2008

poopy pants prather

Any person with a proclivity to passing out and taking a shit in their pants after drinking excessive amounts of alcohol.

Dude, you were being a real "poopy pants prather" last night. My apartment is real tony now because of you.

by P-Rave April 2, 2009

poopy parlour

another word for the anus.

"Today, I took a large dump and my poopy parlor was riddled with lingering fecal matter."

Marcus: "Chad, snuggle up your face inside my poopy parlour cause I'm mad horny and I got a stiff shit for you.

Chad: "Yeah, whatever let me get my Nasonex. Last time I got yo stink drip in my nostril and I had issues for at least two more sexual experiences."

Marcus: "You're a bitch, I'm over it, where's your dad?"

by applesandpoop July 14, 2009