Poopie fucker

someone who has anal sex with someone with shit in their ass

Man 1: that shit felt good on my dick when i was poopie fucking her.
Man 2: Ewwww
Man 1: what you aint a poopie fucker?

by asschbi fuck you December 2, 2010

Poopie Cooter

Is when a woman is having a bad day, acts irrationally and takes everything out on men. Or, when you go down on a women and her vagina smells like shit.

Whats wrong with Janet?" - "She's pissed off and has a Poopie Cooter. or "Whats that smell?" - Oh, she got it in the butt and then the vag last night, now she has some Poopie Cooter going on.

by Chiguy_75 March 7, 2011

Poopalitis

Poopalitis is the chronic fear of poop. Side effects may include: nightmares of being pooped on and the inability to poop. Can escalate to refusing to use the toilet and/or refusing pas gas. Occasionally the latter can be a good thing.

Person 1: Man I think I might have poopalitis. I had the worst nightmare last night about running away from shitting dinosaurs.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.

by Lol1lol2lol3 February 5, 2017

poopik

Poopik is a word commonly used by old white ladies back in the day to refer it to a man’s penis when talking to a child. (Optionally refers to a females wotsit aswell as it is a fluid universal term)

“It’s not nice to play with your ‘poopik’ when NANA is in the room” Ali G

by Lenbarz September 6, 2020

Grace is a poopie pants

a blond haired butt with blue eyes who also happens to be a twin

Grace is a poopie pants at its finest

by thiccyshrek March 17, 2019

poopie kuka slut

A poopie kuka slut is a female who loves to play and/or swim in a pile or pool full of shit.

1. Aw for fuck sakes...that god damn poopie kuka slut stole our septic tank...again!

by Jimmy "Winks" Atchamom March 16, 2009

PoopieKingShirePenis

To poop out a king size penis turd.

A Shire that has a pooping penis.

A king that has a pooping king that poops penises.

''PoopieKingShirePenis do not poop there!''

by Pooargaro February 9, 2010