Poon towel

A towel used exclusively by a female for cleaning her poon

(her) Hey, I keep my poon towel next to the bidet. Make sure you don't use it wipe your face.

That towel smells funny, it must be her poon towel.

by xmentalbenx August 21, 2020

poon ass

Adj; a dumb retard who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are the biggest pussy ever. no one really likes them and they truly have no friends

trey: yo u wanna go chill witt chris royalty??
Dom: naw ma nigga he a poon ass

by b nastii July 31, 2009

Poon Poon

Jamaican slang for the female <nsfw> area.

Guurl let me get inside that poon poon!

by ShotzFlared January 18, 2017

poon-punch

when you punch a bitch in the vagina

dat bitch was up in my face so i gave her a well deserved poon-punch

by Corey Light October 7, 2006

poon junkie

someone that is severely addicted to a vagina

"man you sure do love the pussy,you have tried to bang every girl here, for lack of a better word i shall call you a Poon Junkie"

by Shpongle Spores January 31, 2008

poon stank

a rather funky smelling vagina.

"man, i heard you got some good pussy last night?"

"yeah, but she had some wicked poon stank"

by The-Mathias July 1, 2008

Poon Nazi

1. The keeper of the bearded clam.
2. One who regulates the distribution of poon. Usually hoarding it themself.
3. One who hoards copious amounts of poon.

Me: wow look at all that poon over there.
Kelly Thigpen: that's my poon go get your own!
Me: fucking Poon Nazi strikes again.

by Cookies52 March 15, 2009