Frank: Dude, I can't believe you banged that chick! She definitely looked like she had a disease.
John: Meh, it wasn't that bad. Besides, I wore an action plastic.
John: Meh, it wasn't that bad. Besides, I wore an action plastic.
by El Verde January 29, 2010
Get the Action Plastic mug.The latest and by far the lamest internet craze in which "people" (mostly bored juveniles and and immature, attention-seeking virgins) participate in.
It involves lying down on your stomach in a public place, with your arms on your side and feet pointed, trying to resemble a plank.
"Plankers" will often take photographs of themselves and post them on facebook, so that their other planking friends can see what an amazing accomplishment they have achieved.
These are the official rules of planking according to there Facebook page:
When performing a Plank:
1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
It involves lying down on your stomach in a public place, with your arms on your side and feet pointed, trying to resemble a plank.
"Plankers" will often take photographs of themselves and post them on facebook, so that their other planking friends can see what an amazing accomplishment they have achieved.
These are the official rules of planking according to there Facebook page:
When performing a Plank:
1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
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When there is a female with a nice body but and ugly face and you use a plastic bag to cover up their face.
John: look at those double D's!
Joe: she has a big hairy mole though!
John: Yeah, but you could plastic bag special her, for sure
Joe: she has a big hairy mole though!
John: Yeah, but you could plastic bag special her, for sure
by Jonnycake145627 June 7, 2011
Get the Plastic Bag Special mug.An idiotic fad in which kids lay flat across a surface with arms at sides, chin up and toes pointed. Although, half of them just lay across the surface.. Then post pictures of this act on social networking sites such as facebook, thinking it makes them cool.
John: "Ayeee, look at the kid planking on the feild goal post!"
Scott: "Dude, that's the stupidest thing i've ever seen. I hope he falls."
Scott: "Dude, that's the stupidest thing i've ever seen. I hope he falls."
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Get the Planking mug.One who is blind to anything other than their personal quest for sovereignty, appeasing those in power, or flag waving, whilst knowingly and arrogantly ignoring or undermining issues that inflict untold damage or to their country, by claiming these issues are not patriotic.
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Get the Plastic patriot mug.A small blue plastic hammer of approximately 6 inches in length, owned by Mary, used for certain offensive purposes. Unlike Maxwell's famous Silver Hammer, Mary's Plastic Hammer is incapable of killing anyone, or even doing any significant damage. Instead, any individual who is hit on the head with the hammer is immediately turned into a nerd upon impact.
Little Mary had been playing with The Plastic Hammer for an hour or so when she became bored and tossed it behind her back, hitting Maxwell, her older brother, in the head and turning him into a nerd for the rest of his life.
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