alaskan pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.

Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."

by aseay_99 August 3, 2004

pipe game

Sex or sexual methods
Sometimes used as an insult towards a man when the partner has found someone better.

And.. his pipe game is way better than yours.

by thabest March 6, 2005

Pipe-City

To nail pipe on a goal in an athletic competition. Especially lacrosse. Usually yelled by members of a team after one player hits pipe. If a player takes a shot and it nails the pipe anybody is at liberty to yell pipe city. Pipe city is not necessarily a bad thing, sometimes players aim for pipe. Its just a statement of fact.

Jack: Yo man what are you doing today?
Alex: Not much bro, probably going to take a trip to pipe-city!!!
Jack: Oh bro count me in!!! I'll bring my spoon!!!
Alex: We can just shoot on scotty's goal.
CLINK
Jack and Alex: PIPE CITYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Jack: Bro i was just ripping shots but i couldn't get out of pipe city!!!
JP: You are the man. Can i be friends with you?

by Swag Master Cloud August 11, 2010

poo pipe

the human arsehole

Bet that queer cunt gets hammered up THE POO PIPE

by grolsch guzzler September 3, 2003

PIPER

A girl who is beautifully amazing but doesn't know it and she's not shy at all sometimes she has a very rude side and usually has anger issues and sometimes hurts people without knowing it but if you open up to her she can be amazing!

Henry: That piper girl is amazing!!

Tommy: Ya but I think she's a little crazy and had a little bit of anger problems.

Henry: Ya but I bet if you get to know her she can be amazing!!

by READSPEOPLE December 25, 2015

lay the pipe

To have sex with someone.

I laid the pipe on that blonde girl last night.

by urban pervert April 29, 2003

Both Pipes

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse with a female utilising both the anus and the vagina.

Often used as an expression of lustful intent towards a particularly attractive female or as a definition of overall sexiness.

"Yeah, she's well fit...she'd get it both pipes!"

"Both Pipes IMO"

by sasa savic December 7, 2005