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Panus

My dick hurt when i sat on my panus!
by Dr. blowjob May 24, 2011
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Pines Charter

This school located in Pembroke Pines, Florida, is an amazing place to send your kids, as seen from the definition above. Not only do we have the widest variety of drugs, but we also have the best variety of child prostitutes! We also have unnecessary drama and an unnecessary drama teacher in the Academic Village Middle campus. But wait, there's more. Do you hate manners? Then send your kids here because they are sure to forget all of them. Sure, the football team is horrible but at least we aren't Marjory Stoneman Douglas Highschool. Send your kids here and watch them grow up to be the best people in all of Florida.
Girl: I heard Florida is wack
Guy: I heard that Pines Charter is worse
Girl: Damn
by What's A Jacket Slut October 8, 2019
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Pinkster

A pinkster in the alpha female in a wolf pack.
You can tell that wolf is the pinkster by the way the other wolves are following her.
by Franklie June 1, 2011
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Pingus

"Stop being such a pingus"
by Papa.Smurfle February 6, 2018
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pins and noodles

A state of being highly agitated, yet feeling limp and boneless, anticipating a momentous event.
Sitting in the front row at the Oscars, watching as the envelope was slowly opened, waiting to hear her name called for Best Actress, she was on pins and noodles, wondering if she'd be able to walk to the stage or whether her legs would turn to spaghetti.
by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020
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Within the pines

It's where you stick a pinecone up your asshole and then play the cover by nirvana of "where did you sleep last night" written by yellow leadbelly.. while you bang a keyboard against your forehead.
Damn if I keep hearing this shitty band I'm going to give myself a within the pines.
by Cash, jeremy January 27, 2021
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Pinesexual

Oh yeah, Henrys a pinesexual.
by €£ June 2, 2018
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