pilot paddy

A cumbersome pilot who has recently earnt his wings.

Usually of 'chavish' origin, the highly skilled, but equally idiotic pilot, a friendly chap, who never really gets the point.

Bulky in mass, Light in mental power.

'Is he new? His not bad but a bit dim no?'

'Aye, he's the new pilot paddy'

by Rammer January 6, 2006

pilot lights

to light pilot lights; to smoke crack

the term is derived from multiple crackheads on the block lighting up at night giving the appearance of pilot lights.

mentioned in the legit ballin album song 'stories' with twista.

"those ain't lightning bugs, those are hypes lightin pilot lights'

by wtf74 June 28, 2010

pilot

hey darth bobo... shut the fuck up

darth bobo is an idiot

by Mr Covasi October 20, 2004

pink co-pilot

That which may easily overtake a chick's decision making capacity, disabling her from keeping her wits in the presence of a delicious opportunity that she has never considered doing in this lifetime.

"Shit, my pink co-pilot took over the controls again! The thought of straddling a big, fine, delicious soul pole for 14 straight hours is tempting me to throw all good sense and reason out the window. Whatever should I do??!"

by goadingmygoat June 9, 2003

pivots

any affliction that causes a person to tandemly discharge bodily fluids from both ends of the digestive track resulting in a squat-bend pivot motion to aim the fluids from the offending end toward a porclain goddess

If you think vomiting or diarrhea is the pivots, you are half right.

by Gaelwynn June 28, 2011

PilotJohn555

The screen name of the single biggest asshole on earth who finds pleasure in tormenting poor innocent people for no reason, no matter how much your friends tell him to stop and steals all your frinds from you.

I got another frickin' im form pilotJOHN555 today. Why does he torment me like that? I never did anything to him!

by you-know-who (the tormentee) July 6, 2004

Angry Pilot

When you sneak up in the cockpit and bust in the pilot's eye causing him/her to fly erratically which makes them crash.

The main weapon of any terrorist's arsenal is the angry pilot. it's a must have.

by cumshooter508 January 31, 2010